妻子和女朋友有什麼分別？
妻子就像一臺電視，女友就像一支手機…呵呵該說什麼好哩…
妻子就像一臺電視，女友就像一支手機。
在家裡你看電視，但你外出要帶手機。
沒有錢時，你賣電視；有錢時，你換手機。
有時你喜歡電視，但大多數時候你玩手機。
電視是免費的，但手機費用高，如果你不繳錢，服務就被終止。
電視又大又笨，大多數時候還很舊，
但手機又可愛，又苗條，曲線玲瓏，非常方便。
電視有遙控器，手機沒有。
最重要的是，手機是雙向溝通（你聽你說），
但對電視，你就必須只聽不說（不管你想聽還是不想聽）。
最後一條也很重要. .
電視沒有病毒，但手機容易染上病毒。
JOKE OF THE CENTURY
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A grandson, noticed his grandpa who looked rather tensed so to break the ice, he asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school….
What is the difference between ‘Wife’ and ‘Girlfriend?’
Grandpa thought for a minute and Simplified the explanation like this ;
Listen Son ,
Wife is like a TV and Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.
At home you watch TV,
but when you go out you take your MOBILE.
Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time, you play with your MOBILE.
TV is (as good as) free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don’t pay, the services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old,
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy, replaceable and portable.
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable
but for the MOBILE, it is often high and demanding.
TV has a remote
but MOBILE doesn’t.
Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (you talk and listen), but with the TV, you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)!😝
Last but not least!
Yet TVs are superior because TVs don’t have viruses, but MOBILES often do😂
And mobiles can be easily hacked or stolen.
Take Care
Stick to TV only
Issued in Public interest!
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