有個大學生零用錢花光了，日子難熬，想向老爸要錢，但又不好意思。

於是就寫了以下的一封信給父母：

$eptember $ixth, 2003

Dear Mom and Dad:
Gue$$ what I need?
Plea$e $end $ome a$ $oon a$ po$$ible.

Thank$.
Be$t wi$he$,
Your $on $am

父母的回函更是技高一籌：

NOvember second, 2003

Dear Sam:
NOthing much is happening here.
NObody is sick.?
We have NOthing else to tell you.
Please write aNOther letter soon.
Bye for NOw.

Love