“God, I have a problem.”
“What’s the problem, Eve?”
“I know that you created me, and provided this beautiful garden and all of
these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m
just not happy”
“And why us that Eve?”
“God, I am lonely and bored, and I’m sick to death of apples!”
“Well Eve, in that case I have a solution, I shall create a man for you.”
“man, what is that God?”
“A flawed , base creature, with many bad traits. he’ll lie, cheat and be
vain. He will be witless and will revel in childish things. He’ll be bigger
than you and will like fighting, hunting and killing things. He won’t be too
smart, so will need your advice to think properly. He will have a very
limited emotional capacity, and will look silly when aroused, but since
you’ve been complaining, I’ll create him in such a way that he will satisfy
your physical needs. And you will most certainly never be bored again!”
“Sounds great!” says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, but what’s the
catch God?
“Well….you can have him on one condition”
“And what’s that God?”
“As I said, he’ll be proud, arrogant and self admiring….so you’ll have to
let him believe I made him first. and it will have to be our little secret.
You know, woman to woman”